Me: im a performer not an athlete.
Me: *step, step, kick and shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, one, two boogie and shortie george, shortie george, fishtail,fishtail and CRAZY LEGS,CRAZY LEGS, Jazz Square, Jazz Square, BIIIIGGGG FINISH!!-ish out of the sports hall like mr moseby*
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Then you would turn evil because you feel ignored, and the girl you love loves the main character, and then you kill everyone, and then you shoot yourself in the face because you’re insane. The end.